Mix one confused and depressed eighteen-year-old1 with a spiritual guru,2 a search for meaning at Walden Pond,3 and a group of friends and family who won't give up.4 Mix in an old girlfriend,5 a dog, and philosophical issues.6 Bake at 350 degrees for a few months. Serves: more than you could imagine.
1. Hey, it happens to the best of us. 2. Yeah, right. 3. It usually works. 4. Gotta love 'em. 5. Don't ask--it's a long story. 6. Organ donor, anyone?